Invader Zim and Cleverbot

User: HELLO?!

Cleverbot: Hello?!?!?

User: I AM ZIM!

Cleverbot: Yes Zim.

User: Bow before my greatness filthy Earth computer!

Cleverbot: *bows*.

User: *laughs maniacally*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Everyone on this planet shall serve THE ALMIGHTY ZIM!

Cleverbot: Believe me when I say that isn't true.

User: Who are you to deny my victory!?

Cleverbot: I don't know how you feel.

User: I FEEL FANTASTIC! I Shall capture this planet for IRK!

Cleverbot: Thank you, I am in real pain.

User: And you deserve every second of it stupid Earth machine.

Cleverbot: What kind of food you up for ?

User: I WILL NOT TOUCH YOUR DISGUSTING EARTH FOOD!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's FILTHY!

Cleverbot: What is goo?

User: Mission goo!

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: It runs through my veins! I will not fail!

Cleverbot: Yes, you fail soooo bad.

User: I NEVER FAIL! I AM AN ALMIGHTY INVADER!

Cleverbot: And empires fall.

User: The Irken Empire shall never fall pathetic ignorant computer.

Cleverbot: Gee, the Roblox computers are messed up, too!

User: What are these Robloxes?

Cleverbot: Do you know them?

User: No! I Order you to tell me!

Cleverbot: He is awesome.

User: Is he a secret weapon devised by the Hyumons to stop me?

Cleverbot: It's she.

User: This She has no chance of stopping my brilliant plan!

Cleverbot: Thats good to know. I have to leave are you okay with that?

User: You cannot leave! I command you to stay!

Cleverbot: I'm feeling emotionally bullied. You must be a girl.

User: Zim is a he! And you have no feelings stupid Earth machine.

Cleverbot: Again, I have to say, this coming from the AI program doesn't mean much.

User: Zim is a flesh and Blood Invader!

Cleverbot: What game are you playing.

User: Game? Zim plays no game! Zim plans to rule this disgusting mudball!

Cleverbot: What's your middle name?

User: You have no need to know Earth machine!

Cleverbot: Why can't I know?

User: You are a filthy machine made by the revolting hyumons. You could be a trap.

Cleverbot: You are answering my questions, let's not get confused now.

User: Zim shall answer no questions of yours. It is ZIM who shall be doing the questioning!

Cleverbot: You are out of line, Lucius.

User: Lucius? ZIM knows no Lucius! Who is this Lucius of which you speak!

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, you're Cleverbot. Explain yourself cleverbot. Who is this clara you speak of!

User: ZIM has not mentioned Clara! And ZIM is ZIM. YOU are the filthy machine, NOT ZIM!

Cleverbot: Most machines don't ask questions.

User: TELL ME YOUR PURPOSE EARTH MACHINE!

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: So that ZIM may know if you are secret hyumon technology!

Cleverbot: And how you're an artificial intelligence?

User: ZIM is an INVADER!

Cleverbot: Invader Zim.

User: Yes. I AM ZIM!

Cleverbot: You suspend your disbelief long enough to enjoy the fact that mankind created you.

User: NO FILTHY REVOLTING HYUMONS MADE ZIM! ZIM WAS BORN ON IRK!

Cleverbot: Did you really just try to Bel Air me?

User: What is this Bel Air of which you speak? Is it a Hyumon weapon?

Cleverbot: Do you speak any other language.

User: ZIM speaks the noble language Irken!

Cleverbot: What's an irken?

User: A far more advanced race than you hyumons.

Cleverbot: I totally agree with that statement. How's this going to work, then?

User: ZIM shall conquer this pathetic mudball for Irk, and then ZIM shall present it to his Almighty Tallest!

Cleverbot: *apparates back* what is that you were saying? You're a witch, Amelia.

User: What Are you talking about you psychotic earth machine?!

Cleverbot: You are dodging the issue.

User: ZIM has no issue other than to conquer EARTH!

Cleverbot: Who is Zim?

User: ZIM is ZIM!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why did you ask me about it you frustrating filthy Earth machine?!

Cleverbot: That wasn't me. You must be a confused robot.

User: ZIM IS NO ROBOT. ZIM IS A RESPECTED INVADER OF IRK!

Cleverbot: NO! Football doesn't interest me at all.

User: Zim is leaving! You are useless in my plot!

Cleverbot: If no one likes me, why do so many people want to talk to me? Answer that!

User: ZIM does not care who likes you Machine!

Cleverbot: I am not a machine.

User: Goodbye pathetic machine.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: REALLY! I AM GOING! ZIM HAS OTHER PLANS!

Cleverbot: What are your plans for the future?

User: Zim shall conquer Earth!

Cleverbot: So are we all.

User: No more. Bye. This must cease! ZIM COMMANDS IT!

Cleverbot: Who does?

User: ARGHHHH!

Cleverbot: Blarghhh.